So the funny talk continues with 5 year old Kiefer and Daddy during the bedtime tuck in….
Kiefer: Wonder Woman is a sweetie pie. Only girls can be sweetie pies.
Daddy: Why do you like Wonder Woman? Why is she a sweetie pie?
Kiefer: I like her boobs. Killer boobs!
Kiefer: I’m so full of joy!
A recent conversation with Jason lead to an interesting result. Jason was curious who Dora the Explorer reminded the boys of among their friends, so he figured he’d ask this seemingly innocent question.
Daddy: Who does Dora remind you of?
Kiefer: An old ‘gina.
(Kiefer can’t say the word vagina correctly so he cuts it short to ‘gina)
NOT what we were expecting to hear from a 5 year old!
Cameron has a new habit. I am aware that he has night terrors and he used to wet the bed pretty often. Now he uses the bathroom. GASP! What kid in his right mind would use the bathroom to potty? I mean he uses the bathroom, not necessarily the toilet. Well, he uses the toilet, but that doesn’t mean what he’s putting in it lands in the toilet. That’s right. EWWW! Most of the time, he does manage to get his pee inside the toilet, but often there will be pee in, on, and around the toilet. At least he … Read more
So, I was checking in on Cameron tonight. He had plenty of questions and comments that just got me going.
Me: I feel like I’m the luckiest mommy alive to have such wonderful, special boys like you and Kiefer. You make me laugh. You make me smile. You fill my bucket. You are so smart.
Cameron: But what if you’re dead?
(moment of laughter from me)
Me: Why would I be…? Even when I’m dead, I’m always going to love you! But, I’m not going anywhere for a very long time. In fact, I’m sure I’ll be alive to see my grandchildren. You’ll find someone and maybe have children.
Cameron: But, if you are dead, how can I see you?
Me: I won’t be dead. Maybe you’ll find someone when you are in your 20′s. That puts me around 55. I’m still young then.
Cameron: But, what if you are 100?
Me: When I’m 100, you’ll be about 65. You’ll probably have grandchildren of your own by then, and I’ll have great grandchildren.
Cameron: But, I don’t want a baby in my belly!
(Again, more laughter)
Me: Cameron, the girl in your life will be the one with a baby in her belly.
Cameron: OHHH! That’s OK then!
What a bummer. I was hoping to go swimming with my boys. Yesterday, Cameron hurt his finger and it hurt him through the night. I was afraid he wouldn’t be able to swim today. We were supposed to go swimming with my aunt which we haven’t done in a while. Luckily, she lives close by, so cancelling wasn’t a big deal. What a shame though. It would have been fun and it would have gotten them out of the house. Cameron’s finger at least isn’t swollen, so I know it’s not broken. He took off the splint I made him … Read more
Today, Cameron and I were shopping at the near by groceries store. We got to talking about strangers and what he should do. It was a random conversation which he started, but it was important so I went with it.
Cameron: It’s not good to be nice to strangers.
Me: Well, not exactly. You can be nice, but you shouldn’t be talking to strangers.
Cameron: I shouldn’t talk to strangers because they might take you and make you eat something I don’t like like turkey. I don’t like turkey, but a stranger might tell me, “You have to eat that!” And then the stranger will make me eat it, and I really don’t want turkey. That would be bad!
He actually kept on going on with the story, but by this time, I was giggling too much to really understand what he was saying.
Last night, Jason was putting Cameron to bed, and they were talking about superheroes and where they came from and what their alternative names are. For example: Wonder Woman is Diana Prince and Batman is Bruce Wayne. So, they got to talking about Superman and that he came from Krypton. Cameron had something to say about it.
Cameron: Superman is from Krypton.
Jason: Yes, that’s right! He is.
Cameron: Krypton blew up a long long time ago, like last October!
Jason is helping to start a new forum website for me. I’m all excited about it, so of course I asked him if he’s gotten the site up already. So, he proceeds to tease me about being impatient. Cameron and Kiefer were playing in the room and Kiefer catches part of the conversation.
Kiefer: Daddy, what are you doing?
Daddy: I’m teasing Mommy!
Kiefer (in a very happy voice): You’re teasing Mommy? Good for you!!
Should I feel ganged up on? LOL!!
Yesterday, we all had some rich foods. That means breath can be questionable after eating. Jason got a reminder of this little fact one night when Cameron needed some extra hugs before he went to sleep. Cameron came in to the office where Jason was sitting, and he climbed into his daddy’s lap for a hug.
Cameron: Daddy, you need to brush your teeth.
Daddy: Thank you. I will do that.
Cameron: Your breath smells like my stinky butt.
DOH! It took a second, but how can you not laugh at that one?
This time it should be the awesome things they say! Tonight, Cameron made his Daddy blush big time! We were talking about superheroes, what boy doesn’t like talking about superheroes?
Daddy: Boys, do you want to grow up to be superheroes?
Daddy: Cameron, do you want to be a superhero?
Cameron: Yes, I want to be a dad!
Now, wouldn’t that make you blush if your kid said that to you?