Last night kind of surprised me. I was tucking him in and laying in his bed with him. I was just talking to him about what song he wants me to sing, and he interrupts me with this conversation…
Kiefer (while touching my face): You have a ‘gina?
Me (Jokingly): not on my face, I don’t.
Kiefer (with a smirk and pointing toward my legs): No, you have a ‘gina!
Kiefer: I have a big penis like Daddy and Cameron?
Me (curious where this is going): Yes. That is correct.
Kiefer: I don’t want a penis. I want a ‘gina.
Kiefer: I am going to sleep until I have a ‘gina. Then I’ll wake up.