We were driving the boys home at around 9:30pm after a parent’s night out at their favorite place (My Gym aka Jenn’s Gym). We were talking about what they had for dinner while they were there. After I (Mommy) asked them if they had fun and if they had pizza, the conversation continued….
Jason: How much pizza did you have?
Kiefer: 3 slices.
Jason: WOW! Cameron, how about you?
Cameron: I had 10 slices! I’m going to get big!
Me: You don’t want a big belly, you want to get taller!
Cameron: I want a biiiiiig belly!
Jason: Nahhhh. You want to be taller. You don’t want to have a big belly!
Kiefer: I want a big belly like Santa!
Jason: Like Santa?! You want to give gifts to all the boys and girls on Christmas?
Cameron: You better watch out! He’s going to put you in Fat!